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  1. JimNorton: Patrice Oneal, wearing the outfit Pablo Escobar was killed in. http://moby
  2. JimNorton: Ant just said "dropping C bombs". A very edgy appearance. http://mobypict
  3. JimNorton: Op and Ant in their dressing room signing Jimmy's guest book. http://mobyp
  4. JimNorton: @andylevy you look VERY handsome this evening.
  5. JimNorton: Kate Cooper, Roland's sexy friend. She likes hooker role play. http://mob
  6. JimNorton: Erock's neck pimple. He's a greasy necked fool. http://mobypicture.com/?wk
  7. JimNorton: @Cristina55 I didn't! I treat my Mac with love.
  8. JimNorton: This is my spare Mac battery, I carry it in my laptop case. WHAT THE FUCK
  9. JimNorton: Steve C's pants. They couldn't be gayer if they were soaked in cum before
  10. JimNorton: @VichusSmith thanks man. I'm a dope.
  11. JimNorton: One of the lovely sights here at Sirius in the morning. http://mobypicture
  12. JimNorton: At the Z Rock premier at Webster Hall. First time a VIP bracelet actually
  13. JimNorton: Brooke Hogan, smelling great. She is So Fucking Sexy. I would gladly let h
  14. JimNorton: Opie sporting his new shirt. He's not afraid to leave the tag on- now THAT
  15. JimNorton: @ThatKevinSmith we want to call you. But our low self esteem makes us feel
  16. JimNorton: Smokin' Joe Frazier, who started singing after a half hour. http://mobypic
  17. JimNorton: ...and a sporty top to match! http://mobypicture.com/?yqk3vz
  18. JimNorton: Steve, our producer, is wearing Capri calf-length jeans. These couldn't be
  19. JimNorton: Just bumped into Pat Cooper, who lives half a block from me. He's wearing
  20. JimNorton: @Gabe3185 well I'll be dipped in shit, I did NOT know that!
  21. JimNorton: BORING UPDATE! I will be on Red Eye on Fox News tonight. I haven't Twitter
  22. JimNorton: I'm live on #SayNow and taking calls at 917-267-2602
  23. JimNorton: Just went live on Say Now, talked to a couple of fans (nadine the humorles
  24. JimNorton: Testing out my SayNow texting. It's like Twitter. But different. Cock
  25. JimNorton: I sent a #SayNow photo! Looking sexy and natural in The Big Apple http://p
  26. JimNorton: I'm live on #SayNow and taking calls at 917-267-2602
  27. JimNorton: I sent a #SayNow photo! With Mel Hall, about 6 years ago http://pix.saynow
  28. JimNorton: Mel Hall sentenced to 45 years in jail. This was taken in Dallas, 5 or 6 y
  29. JimNorton: At the airport, heading to Ft. Lauderdale. This is arguably the worst toup
  30. JimNorton: @hippojuicefilm thank you. I hope I'm not disappointing.
  31. JimNorton: @robertkellyfans booooooooo
  32. JimNorton: In muggy ass Ft Lauderdale at the Hard Rock, have one show tonight at 8pm.
  33. JimNorton: @razorroman what did he say?
  34. JimNorton: These are Amy Schumer's awful doll shoes. I'm obsessed with destroying the
  35. JimNorton: The man on the plane next to me is engaging in 'snappy banter' with every
  36. JimNorton: Can people stop fucking texting me that Michael Jackson died. You fucking
  37. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/VtXfe
  38. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/2O4Mm
  39. JimNorton: On the set of Kevin Smith's movie. I was wanking in my trailer until some
  40. JimNorton: You don't want to cross this tough motherfucker! http://mobypicture.com/?2
  41. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/j1Ma7
  42. JimNorton: Live at the Compound. Livestream.com/anthonyradio. On now! http://mobypic
  43. JimNorton: I was trying to find Op's twitter address I entered it into the wrong area
  44. JimNorton: Opieradio
  45. JimNorton: Bruce Willis and some ugly lesbian he shot a scene with. http://mobypictu
  46. JimNorton: I am tired of fat fucking Liz Taylor's grief. And congratulations to Al Sh
  47. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/1wJGF
  48. JimNorton: At the airport with Bob Kelly watching a woman with sleep apnea wake up ev
  49. JimNorton: In a diner in Cambodia, about to enjoy a meal with Colonel Walter E. Kurtz
  50. JimNorton: I offered Bob a sniff of bellybutton. He got cocky and smelled it. That si
  51. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/Iv6Ca
  52. JimNorton: Thanks to my horribly dietary habits since leaving NY yesterday, I've been
  53. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/6Uc2v
  54. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/vagNt
  55. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/ONGy0
  56. JimNorton: Rampage just jumped up on a chair, stared Bob down, then slapped both of u
  57. JimNorton: 5 rows from the Octagon. Thanks to Dana White for the best fucking seats i
  58. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/Jvbgu
  59. JimNorton: Just a quick reminder that my Z Rock episode with Chris Jericho airs tonig
  60. JimNorton: A better photo of Rampage Jackson staring down my ugly UFC fight date. h
  61. JimNorton: Me in the Fox news room. Doing Red Eye tonight. I took this photo myself.
  62. JimNorton: For anyone in the Chicago area, I'm performing at Zanies in Vernon Hills.
  63. JimNorton: That's where I was. Top left, those little things sticking out like genita
  64. JimNorton: 1,300 feet in the air, trying not to panic. http://mobypicture.com/?rwmdr
  65. JimNorton: Currently waiting on line at the Sears Tower in Chicago. Going up to the g
  66. JimNorton: Driving to Vernon Hills from downtown now. Can't sleep because the blither
  67. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/2Zup4
  68. JimNorton: Best birthday ever. Ace fucking Frehley stopped in and hung with us for an
  69. JimNorton: American Idol girl came in to wish me a happy birthday. I was hoping she'd
  70. JimNorton: Kenny's penis rubbing creepily against the mic stand. http://mobypicture.c
  71. JimNorton: Unshaven and rapey-looking on Fox Red Eye. http://mobypicture.com/?x3kvx
  72. JimNorton: I am out to dinner with the girl I lost ny virginity to 23 years ago. She
  73. JimNorton: Oh, and then they take his bulkhead seat and stick him a row back. He's fu
  74. JimNorton: Kenny just got upgraded to first class. Continental then sells his seat, r
  75. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/XAMgj
  76. JimNorton: Affliction is done! Guess where this handsome devil is bound to wind up??
  77. JimNorton: Problem solved. The manager was very nice. I feel guilty now.
  78. JimNorton: I hate this fucking hotel in Atlanta. 45 minutes to get grilled chicken. K
  79. JimNorton: I am in a fucking WALL of traffic because the west side highway is closed
  80. JimNorton: Amy Schumer's infamous "airport shoes" back by popular demand. Ah-boooooo
  81. JimNorton: Got to the set today. Hair lady asked me if I wanted to go bald. I decline
  82. JimNorton: My outfit for the day. I've been told I'm very sexy when I squint. Glad Pa
  83. JimNorton: For anyone who gives a shit, this Fri & Sat I'll be in Middletown NY at th
  84. JimNorton: The star treatment; my fancy trailer http://mobypicture.com/?0473bq
  85. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/XLM1H
  86. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/GDiVw
  87. JimNorton: Patrice, in his "trailer" on set. We are having a blast, which is obvious
  88. JimNorton: @AnthonyCumia die. Die. Die. Fucking die. Nice pic. Die.
  89. JimNorton: On the set with Patrice. My neck is fucking abominable. We are standing un
  90. JimNorton: This photo has NOTHING to do with that last SayNow message I left, honest
  91. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/1R1uS
  92. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/YxYos
  93. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/JaaEY
  94. JimNorton: @RFfrenchy hi how've you been? My new email is therealjimnorton@gmail.com
  95. JimNorton: Not sure if I tweeted this seductive photo of myself yet. I look casual,
  96. JimNorton: Dice doing impressions for Judd Apatow. Very surreal. http://mobypicture.
  97. JimNorton: A screen cap of a listeners ' Happy Birthday to Ted Sheckler' on the local
  98. JimNorton: Dice making Steve Zahn and Milla Jovovich uncomfortable. And me as well.
  99. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/ehMiC
  100. JimNorton: In my trailer, attempting to use the new zoom app for my camera. My review
  101. JimNorton: We have to learn a dance. Patrice watching the choreographer. Patrice is o
  102. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/JeEOX
  103. JimNorton: With Toby, Eugene and Ricky on set. We're shooting a port-a-potty scene.
  104. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/4uEiv
  105. JimNorton: I am standing like this and Brooke Shields just asked me, "How do you get
  106. JimNorton: Patrice fell on camera and i fucking missed it. Im furious.
  107. JimNorton: Brooke Shields standing behind yours truly, mocking my slug-like posture.
  108. JimNorton: AS he leaves, another guy comes in and sits in the stall next to me. I ho
  109. JimNorton: Now he's humming an Elvis song. Nothing ruins the joy of a shit like the s
  110. JimNorton: I am in the bathroom at SiriusXM sitting on the toilet. A janitor is in he
  111. JimNorton: Great show today. My belly button smell rocked Joe Rogan and Ari Shaffir,
  112. JimNorton: I just bombed si badly it reminded me of the days when I didn't know if I
  113. JimNorton: On the set of Red Eye. Im cold and I have to tinkle.
  114. JimNorton: I spilled my yogurt in the worst fucking place possible. http://mobypictu
  115. JimNorton: Quick reminder- I bring my mediocrity to Bay Shore, LI on Oct 2 to the YMC
  116. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/t53Py
  117. JimNorton: My 2 Bay Shore, Long Island shows on Oct 2 at the YMCA Boulton Center are
  118. JimNorton: BBQ at Anthony's! Much like our live events, there isn't a vagina to be ha
  119. JimNorton: The photo of Ant's calves I forgot to post. http://mobypicture.com/?axoym
  120. JimNorton: The first time I've ever seen Anthony in shorts. Nice calves, dick.
  121. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/hsYdY
  122. JimNorton: Went to the 'Lucy' display on 44th street. 3.7 million yr old human-like s
  123. JimNorton: In front of my hotel in Wildwood. A statue like this is always the telltal
  124. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/3PZy7
  125. JimNorton: In an 'old time photo' booth in Wildwood. The horrors of a fucking relatio
  126. JimNorton: I found something I wrote on the comics wall in 1992 at Club Casba here in
  127. JimNorton: Bumper to bumper traffic on the shit fuck NJ Parkway. I HATE this road. Co
  128. JimNorton: My rotten girlfriend has been attacking my shirt collection for over an ho
  129. JimNorton: The Leno test shows are going great. Aside from that, my LA trip has been
  130. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/hULSb
  131. JimNorton: At Stuttering John's for a barbeque with the world's smallest hibache. ht
  132. JimNorton: My friends all say Los Angeles has changed me, but it's bullshit. They're
  133. JimNorton: I just pigged out on cake batter-flavored frozen yogurt with a bunch of t
  134. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/3aK8t
  135. JimNorton: A huge sign for the Ozzy tribute Sept 10. I get to stand in front of Ozzy
  136. JimNorton: Get the fuck out! Randy, you tuning son of a bitch, go fucking practice, R
  137. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/VKZrR
  138. JimNorton: Just landed in Cincinatti. We're waiting for some asshole to move the ramp
  139. JimNorton: A nice line from this week's Time Magazine with Leno on the cover. http:/
  140. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/2A69w
  141. JimNorton: Club Soda Kenny in Cincinnati airport, looking mentally ill. http://mobyp
  142. JimNorton: At the Ozzy tribute tonight. We had a nice chat and then he brained me wit
  143. JimNorton: Had an amazing time at the Ozzy tribute. Here's Ozzy hanging with a few of
  144. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/59I4C
  145. JimNorton: Sharon asked me to bring Ozzy onstage tonight. I got to fucking introduce
  146. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/1D9dn
  147. JimNorton: That's great man thanks
  148. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/1RTHf
  149. JimNorton: Listening to Susan Boyle's mediocre cover of Wild Horses. I was rooting fo
  150. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/2c9NQ
  151. JimNorton: Tickets for my Buffalo (oct 23) and KC (dec 12, w/ Jim Florentine) shows a
  152. JimNorton: Watching Patrick Swayze do Ti Chie in Roadhouse. His glistening chest gave
  153. JimNorton: @ThatKevinSmith thanks for having me over to your house angel.
  154. JimNorton: @PatFrmMoonachie you're a sweet boy Patrick.
  155. JimNorton: Quick reminder for NJ- this Sat in Montclair, The Wellmont Theatre. (877)
  156. JimNorton: I return to the Wilbur Theatre in Boston on Sat, Nov 28. A 24 hour PRESALE
  157. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/F2qMe
  158. JimNorton: At Red Eye like a fanboy, waiting for ACE FREHLEY, who is a guest on the s
  159. JimNorton: A close up of Bill's vagina back. Eeeee-yuuuuuck! http://mobypicture.com/?
  160. JimNorton: The hole in Bill Shulz's back. Zoom in, kids. http://mobypicture.com/?nbwb
  161. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/seWAV
  162. JimNorton: I just stumbled onto TedSheckler.com. A fan has archived a shitload of Ted
  163. JimNorton: No problem doll :)
  164. JimNorton: Nothing wrong with a man wearing a fanny-pack. I use it to carry my popper
  165. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/hp24V
  166. JimNorton: Once again, standing on the goddamn plane because some retard can't operat
  167. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/ka56z
  168. JimNorton: Currently on the set of Red Eye, shoveling cookies into my froggish face.
  169. JimNorton: Dave in happier times. His monologue yesterday was brilliant. http://moby.
  170. JimNorton: @AnthonyCumia I didn't see the game. I have, however, had more than enough
  171. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/eh5x2
  172. JimNorton: Just taped my Leno segment. Went well, Gerard Butler was lead guest. I lur
  173. JimNorton: I hope people on my flight treat me like the CELEBRITY I am. I intend to n
  174. JimNorton: I was just toe-tapping to a cool song I couldnt quite place. It was 'Night
  175. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/GbsIt
  176. JimNorton: Fuck United Airlines they lost my luggage in Denver. I am going to be one
  177. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/3fD0q
  178. JimNorton: The hotell is FULL of obese women who blog about ghost stories. Feels more
  179. JimNorton: Rockies game was cancelled due to the extreme cold. Nice that my shows wil
  180. JimNorton: This weekend, Oct 15-17, Virginia Beach Funny Bones (757) 213-5555. Buffal
  181. JimNorton: To the blogging hippos who were offended by my Tweet; my apologies to you
  182. JimNorton: @Ilovesn I am not skinny but I have model good looks. And I'm big where it
  183. JimNorton: @GMAtwater how appropriate that 'twat' is part of your Twitter name. Now g
  184. JimNorton: Sharpton and Jackson are against Rush Limbaugh owning an NFL team. The're
  185. JimNorton: @GMAtwater Madame, I happen to think you have a Jim-dandy hairdo and have
  186. JimNorton: @Ilovesn Why are you calling me such foul names? I happen to be a fine fel
  187. JimNorton: @GMAtwater Madame, you have almost 4,000 tweets, you're quite the chatty K
  188. JimNorton: Kenny the Undertaker. What a smiling ghoul. http://moby.to/o5ib9v
  189. JimNorton: John Shaw drilling into his fucking nostril. He licked the drill bit after
  190. JimNorton: I hate prop planes, but I like that the pilot is checking EVERY inch of it
  191. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/4nYe3
  192. JimNorton: @marclamonthill hey Marc great seeing you too. No upset fatties in the las
  193. JimNorton: Fucking asshole reporters! No one was inside. An empty balloon.
  194. JimNorton: Balloon has landed! No way that was 8,000 feet up. They finally poked a jo
  195. JimNorton: It looks like it's 500 feet up but the news is saying 6500 feet. Can these
  196. JimNorton: There's a 6 year old in a balloon by himself flying at 7,000 feet over Col
  197. JimNorton: There's a 6 year old in a balloon flying at about 8,000 feet over Colorodo
  198. JimNorton: This Friday- Buffalo, Town Ballroom. Early show sold out, late show avail.
  199. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/2J528
  200. JimNorton: United Airlines just cancelled my flight 90 min before departure. What a f
  201. JimNorton: Thanks Dana and Chuck for coming to the Improv tonight. And thanks for not
  202. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/g4AfS
  203. JimNorton: Had a nice chat with Dr Ian Smith in the United lounge. He was staring at
  204. JimNorton: 2 feet away from me, the most boring man on earth is having the loudest co
  205. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/xvYCw
  206. JimNorton: The Yankee bullpen just blew a trip to the World Series. I want to bite Ph
  207. JimNorton: Quick reminder -I will be returning to the Borgata Hotel in AC Jan 15,16 (
  208. JimNorton: I hate that goddamn Girardi is bringing Rivera in for 2 innings. It's a fu
  209. JimNorton: Two errors back to back. I actually wish I was listening to John Stetling
  210. JimNorton: They just cannot beat the Angels when they need to. Ever. I fucking hate s
  211. JimNorton: I was wrong about the Yankee strategy last night. Aren't I just a silly ba
  212. JimNorton: @The_Club_Doctor great job! Very entertaining.
  213. JimNorton: On my way to do Hannity. I plan on saying AH-HA! and pointing vigorously.
  214. JimNorton: Paranormal Activity stars in studio. I'm scared. http://moby.to/cwh520
  215. JimNorton: I sent a msg! Call my #SayNow at 917-267-2602 or click http://bit.ly/15GQ5
  216. JimNorton: My fucking psycho manager using a plastic knife to cut open a small packag
  217. JimNorton: I'm watching a man with a haircut like Speed Racer's helmet swish wine. I'
  218. JimNorton: Andrew, dressed as a serial rapist who happens to be a Jets fan. Happy Hal
  219. JimNorton: Once again, Phil Hughes stinks up the place. Can they stop bringing this a
  220. JimNorton: @TheSteamer I happen to know alot about baseball. I root for my team to ma
  221. JimNorton: My excellent view of Warren Haynes around Opie's giant head. http://moby.
  222. JimNorton: Don't forget to watch me on Red Eye tonite. I'll be wearing a tuxedo with
  223. JimNorton: @Erudite_Enigma I know that I am sick of it. So eat my fucking ass.
  224. JimNorton: Sharon Osbourne,Bret Michaels HILARIOUS appearance. 224 5th Ave btwn 10am&
  225. JimNorton: @gluesniffer or how about you just turn it off if you're bored u dope.
  226. JimNorton: Apparently my Ozzy intro was overheard by Simon Cowell in his yard and ann
  227. JimNorton: @RyanInWorcester it certainly is sir.
  228. JimNorton: Just met Reggie Jackson!! He's doing a show on XM channel 144 and Sirius 1
  229. JimNorton: As we shook hands I dramatically said, "Thank you, Reggie, for everything
  230. JimNorton: @yaytyrabanks lay off Jeff Dunham's jokes? What the fuck r you talking abo
  231. JimNorton: Being loyal to these scumbag airlines is meaningless. They fuck you EVERY
  232. JimNorton: No blankets or pillows on Continental anymore.They should take the toilets
  233. JimNorton: In Houston. Problem with the hotel. Why does cust. service EVERYWHERE suck
  234. JimNorton: @kjcox107 leaving my hotel when u working?
  235. JimNorton: Haven't slept at all because the fucking sheets had too much starch and I
  236. JimNorton: Could they have picked an uglier broad to put on a giant poster? I'd rathe
  237. JimNorton: @BIGMOMMAPRODS did you tell Schilling he had Downs syndrome chin?What a do
  238. JimNorton: Loved Houston, apparently the club manager was VERY unhappy and felt like
  239. JimNorton: @WestrnEcho fuck. You're right. I'm a blithering cunt.
  240. JimNorton: On the set of Red Eye, staring at Bill Schulz's ashy hepatitis ankles. Gre
  241. JimNorton: Belladonna was great on the show today. Here she smiles happily after real
  242. JimNorton: Old lady ran her cart wheel through a giant pile of dog shit and is cleani
  243. JimNorton: To all of you silly geese that still email my old aol address, I rarely ch
  244. JimNorton: Watching UFC on Spike. Fucking close-captioning is right in the middle of
  245. JimNorton: Just had a nice chat with the Ft. Hood shooter on Broadway. http://moby.to
  246. JimNorton: A shell-shocked Paul Mooney watching video of a horse fucking a man to dea
  247. JimNorton: @kolleenbee it was actually just a video of my penis, which was mistaken f
  248. JimNorton: @kolleenbee my penis is small, it's just dirty like a horse's. I never tho
  249. JimNorton: For any and all Mr Hands info, inquire at therealjimnorton@gmail.com! Let
  250. JimNorton: The guy in the seat behind me BABBLED loudly the whole fucking flight. I h